Monday, August 16, 2004

states, for everyone !

following close on the heels of those rascally libertarians, the christian right right right wing has decided that this country is simply too big for them to properly overrun. they're taking baby steps instead.

the lord humungus, for one, thinks this is a fantastic idea, especially because they've chosen the cradle of backwards southern pride and 'heritage,' south carolina, for their destination. is it too much to hope that libertarians, frustrated by the obvious political plagiarism of the religious right, bow up and move down to north carolina for a good ol' hatfield/mccoy rivalry instead ? at that point, would anyone mind if we just passed along a few other southern states to other conservative interest groups so the rest of us can get on with the business of living in the modern world ? i'd happily cede alabama to the NRA nuts if it would help. maybe we could even find a small state for 'strict constructionists'. readers, here's your chance - what southern state would YOU most like to see handed off to which right-wing ideologues ?

- LH

1 Comments:

At August 22, 2004 at 4:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant. I'm having a good chuckle. Hope you haven't offended any Southerners. RLP

 

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