Friday, October 15, 2004

hollywood is run by fascist maniac bad people

how else can you explain this casting ?

if you're going to remake the classics, show them some respect. dignity. integrity. sean william scott isn't fit to be the stunt double for whatever b-list actor they get to play cooter. johnny knoxville ? filling tom wopat's shoes ? laughable.

this should be a damon-affleck project, but i'd settle for jim caviezel and val kilmer. pacino as hogg, backed up perhaps by a harrison ford as roscoe coltrain and, i dont know, ed norton as enos ?

i'm not even going to address casting a blonde as daisy duke. pure laziness. as if catherine zeta-jones wouldn't KILL for that role.


- LH


At October 16, 2004 at 6:28 PM, Blogger Astrantia said...

Goodness, tell me about it!

Well, heh the cast for the movie adaption of Memoirs of a Geisha are almost completely Japanese!

At October 16, 2004 at 6:29 PM, Blogger Astrantia said...

Oops, I meant to say CHINESE! They have casted mainly CHINESE for Japanese roles.

At October 16, 2004 at 10:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LH, I share your outrage. May I offer my reccomendations:

Bo: Justin "Screech" Diamond
Luke: Carson from "Queer eye for the straight guy"
Daisy: Eva Mendes
Uncle Jess: Anthony Hopkins
Enos: Sean Penn
Roscoe: Ricky Martin

and THE most critical role, Boss Hogg: Oh man, who am I kidding, Sorrel Book is irreplaceable. How about they use modern technology to just splice him into the new movie with old TV footage?


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